A Nursing student is planning to work in mental health so she takes a tour of the local State hospital. The head nurse gives her the grand tour of the entire place.
As she gets ready to leave, she sees three doors down a hallway that she did not tour. When she asks the head nurse whats behind the doors she is told those are rooms for patients that do not have a normal diagnosis. She insists that she want to see EVERYTHING. So the head nurse complies.
When the nursing student looks in the window of the 1st door, she sees a man seemingly swinging a baseball bat over and over. The student asks to go in the room to speak to the man. She is allowed.
She asks the man what he is doing and he responds, "Lady, when I get out of here I am going to be called back up to the majors and I have to be ready."
She is impressed and tells the Head nurse how great their facility is for making everyone feel normal.
AS she looks into door #2, she sees a man swinging an imaginary golf club. Upon asking him what he is doing, he responds, "Lady, when I get out of here I have to be ready to re-join the PGA tour.
Wow, she thinks this place is amazing.
When she looks in the last door, she sees a man laying on naked, on his back in bed holding his pecker with a peanut on top of it.
She looks at the head nurse for an answer and she just shrugs and says "we have no idea what he is doing."
Now the student REALLY wants to get the scoop. So she enters the man's room and says "sir, do you mind if I ask what you are doing?"
He looks her in the eye and says "Lady, I am F' ing nuts, I am never getting out of this place."
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