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See what can happen when you go to the supermarket
« on: May 16, 2018, 10:49:55 AM »

I go to the supermarket and notice a beautiful woman waving at me and saying hello. I’m rather taken back because I can’t even place where I know her from but, because she is so beautiful, I go over and ask 'Do you know me?' The woman replies 'I think you are the father of one of my kids' Startled, my mind travels back to the only time I had ever been unfaithful to my wife and I ask "Oh my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching and cheering, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
The woman looks into my eyes and calmly replies "No I'm your son's math teacher"


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Re: See what can happen when you go to the supermarket
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2018, 12:37:07 PM »

With what teachers are doing theses days it could be....
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