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little johnny
« on: May 08, 2019, 11:13:33 AM »

A school teacher asked her students to use the
 word "fascinate" in a sentence.

 Molly said, "My family went to  my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all
 his pet sheep. It was  fascinating."

 The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use  the
 word 'fascinate'."

 Sally raised her hand. She said,  "My family went to see Rock City and
 I was fascinated."

  The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the
 word  'fascinate'."

 Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little
 Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was
 no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
 Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
 tits are so big, she can only fasten eight."
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Re: little johnny
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2019, 11:48:32 AM »

Perfect...
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Re: little johnny
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2019, 08:59:40 PM »

Got to love Little Johnny.

God Bless his little heart.
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Re: little johnny
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2019, 12:54:08 AM »

 ;D  Pics of the cousin's wife would be appreciated.   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: little johnny
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2019, 07:43:59 PM »

X2
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Re: little johnny
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2019, 06:06:37 AM »

 :o :)
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Re: little johnny
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2019, 08:35:04 AM »

That Johnny, he b sew phuny... :huepfenjump3:
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