House went up for sale next to us a month ago and was bought quite quickly. The new owner introduced himself as Noah. I asked his last name and he just said Noah.
He's been getting lots of deliveries lately from Home Depot and sometimes Lowes. He has a LOT of strange pets too. I just can't put my finger on what's going on and asked him what he was doing in his fenced in back yard. He said that he was just building a new deck.
So that explains it, all is now cool here! Other than it's been raining tons. The Mississippi is said to be cresting late Monday or Tuesday next week. They expect it to hit 46', about 16' above flood stage. That's only 3.5' short of the "great" flood of '93.
Since '93, which was considered a 500 year flood, there were two or three more 100 year floods in the '00s. Man time sure does fly by fast...

I thought we were okay, but this Noah guy has me thinking a little...
