Pierre the fighter pilot
A famous French fighter pilot ace in WW1 is on a picnic at his estate with a beautiful woman after the war...
After eating and laying on the charm, he asks to kiss her. Being quite smitten by his good looks, she happily accepts. He drips a rich merlot on her lips and proceeds to kiss her. After a few moments, she works up the nerve to ask “your lips are amazing, but what’s with the wine?”
He replies, “I am Pierre the fighter pilot. When I taste red meat, I must have red wine.”
Things progress, and it turns into a full make out session. Eventually, her blouse comes off. He drizzles drops of a rare vintage Chardonnay on her chest and proceeds to lap them up. After a couple minutes she coos, “You’re so talented with your tongue, but what’s with the wine?”
“I am Pierre the fighter pilot. When I taste white meat, I must have white wine.”
At this point, she’s completely smitten with him. Their remaining clothes are coming off and they’re ready to get busy. As she lies down, he grabs a bottle of Cognac, splashes a generous amount on her pubes, strikes a match, and FOOOOOM.... sets her crotch ablaze. She instantly runs and jumps into the nearby lake.
She stomps out of the water, screaming “Why the F*%# did you do that?!?!??”
I am Pierre the fighter pilot. When I go down, I go down in flames.
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