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A Blonde Woman....
« on: January 13, 2020, 01:44:24 PM »

A blonde woman asks a dairy farmer to sell her 40 gallons of milk.



“Certainly, ma’am. Might I ask why you need so much milk?”




The blonde replies: “I’m going to take a bath in it...”


“Ok... no problem” he says. “Do you want it pasteurized?”


“No, just up to my boobs.” She responds. “I can splash it above my eyes.”

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Re: A Blonde Woman....
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2020, 02:30:06 PM »

 ;D
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Re: A Blonde Woman....
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2020, 05:53:17 AM »

 ;D
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Re: A Blonde Woman....
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2020, 08:25:52 AM »

That's a good one....
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Re: A Blonde Woman....
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2020, 08:08:05 AM »

 :o ;D
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