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It Finally Happened
« on: July 17, 2020, 02:54:08 PM »

So today it finally happened, I knew it would eventually, but I was ready. I came out of grocery store with my mask on and keeping six feet distance from everyone, pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my car she says, "Let me guess - you're a liberal. Cause that mask ain't gonna do anything for you except make you look stupid ." In anticipation of this happening, I already had a response ready. I said "Look, I woke up with a temperature of 102 this morning (I didn't) plus I work around hundreds of people in close quarters (I don’t) so this is for your protection, not mine. How about I take it off and we hug like old friends?" I stepped toward her and acted as if I was taking off my mask. She stepped back away from me and went across to the next row of cars. I followed her, she kept walking away, I chased her, she ran... She fell down. I grabbed her foot. I pulled on her leg, just as I’m pulling yours.

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Re: It Finally Happened
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2020, 03:32:44 PM »


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Re: It Finally Happened
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