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TraumaSlave

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Fake News
« on: January 05, 2021, 09:36:53 AM »

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”

The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2021, 02:48:42 PM »



   :2vrolijk_21:  :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2021, 02:59:04 PM »

That's just about right...
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2021, 07:12:37 PM »

Indeed...
The newspaper and television and internet "reporters" are just paid actors reading a script...
Again... PAID TO READ SCRIPT OR FIRED!
It isn't like these actors investigate chit... There are reporters with hours of footage... HOURS! The news shows SECONDS... of the video or audio... then spends hours reporting opinion on just those seconds... AND EVERY CHANNEL IS IDENTICAL! DAMN NEAR WORD FOR WORD!
NOT JOURNALISM!
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2021, 07:16:35 PM »

Just read the new rules.... SO FING WEAK!
MEN AND WOMEN RIDE HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES....
That means mature moderator!
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2021, 07:29:01 PM »

Just read the new rules.... SO FING WEAK!
MEN AND WOMEN RIDE HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES....
That means mature moderator!

nothing new about it. was written 16 yrs ago...
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2021, 08:08:25 PM »

New to me I guess... I am used to saying what i please, walking away from what I don't... Deleting stuff that "offends" some but not all is simply weak. I have travelled the globe and you know what... the chittiest most controlled places are very quite, boring, and 1000% more dangerous than talking!
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2021, 09:28:00 PM »

I'm lost here. Seems to be a leap from what I thought was funny to involving the Mod?
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2021, 11:22:50 PM »

nothing new about it. was written 16 yrs ago...

I had that joke dated back to 2008 from several sources.  Thought I had seen it before then.  Thanks.
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Re: Fake News
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2021, 12:21:08 PM »

funny joke!! lotsa truth there.
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