Iski
If you don't mind, I'm gonna borrow this and use it where a lot of people are going to be at the same time, but not in an official way.
SBB
Don't mind at all, S/BB, you are welcome to use it in any official or non-official way. Reminds me, I have another one that is similar:
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, hereafter referred to as the emoticon of the First Part, does not in any way
encourage, endorse, cajole, or otherwise indicate an interest in or the practice of the consumption of any beverage.

The other emoticons

,etc. are not held liable or culpable in any
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wishes to express its disagreement
with this disclaimer, especially since nobody listens to its occasional sporadic spews of nonsense. The other
emoticons laugh at it behind it's back, but that's beside the point. If you see the emoticon

used singularly or
in multiple usage

you may draw your own interpretation or definition. Please remember a little
yellow smiley ball licking it's lips after a glass of a liquidic substance is visibly poured down it's throat does not indicate
it's actually drinking. It could be bowling

& that is it's artistic interpretation of same. Thank you.

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