While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came
upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you
doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other
man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against
it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took
his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by,
saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What
the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how
he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his
head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,
"This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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Topic: Bad day in the park (Read 492 times)