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[hogasm]

     Damn I'm getting tired of eating popcorn





 

[SBB]

    Damn I'm getting tired of eating popcorn





 

Me to Brian
No PM with his #, no phone call.
Just a bunch of Blah, Blah, Blah!

      

[HUBBARD]

Me to Brian
No PM with his #, no phone call.
Just a bunch of Blah, Blah, Blah!

      

Typical response from a typical North Carolinian red-neck hot-rodder.  My phone# is the same as it has always been for years.  304-EAT-Chit.  Even though you could have acquired it from numerous sources, I somewhat accept your excuse for not having it.  That said, you now have it.  Ol' Maudie is having her annual physical as we speak, not that she needed it, cause she will bust your ass on any or all of your current Motorsickles, as she has done for the last three years.  That Ol' Girl is a hard cat to clean after, and you know that.  With my new Throttle Body and Cams, my confidence is now more arrogant than it ever was, for the last three years running.  There is no Dresser that can bust me, Chip.  Money, Titles, Deeds, whatever.  Put 'em up.  I ain't no pauper.  I'll stake my money, and the Ol' Girl's reputation on it.  I may blow her to hell. but you of all people, know I will not shut her down for any reason.  Aren't you the one that told me it was not the Motorsickle, but the Man I had to beat?  When it comes to WFO, I ain't got no conscience.  There endth the lesson.  Call me, you asshole.  I miss arguing with you.  Tell Nancy I said Hello.  Later--HUBBARD         

[Hoist!]

Typical response from a typical North Carolinian red-neck hot-rodder.  My phone# is the same as it has always been for years. Even though you could have acquired it from numerous sources, I somewhat accept your excuse for not having it.  That said, you now have it.  Ol' Maudie is having her annual physical as we speak, not that she needed it, cause she will bust your ass on any or all of your current Motorsickles, as she has done for the last three years.  That Ol' Girl is a hard cat to clean after, and you know that.  With my new Throttle Body and Cams, my confidence is now more arrogant than it ever was, for the last three years running.  There is no Dresser that can bust me, Chip.  Money, Titles, Deeds, whatever.  Put 'em up.  I ain't no pauper.  I'll stake my money, and the Ol' Girl's reputation on it.  I may blow her to hell. but you of all people, know I will not shut her down for any reason.  Aren't you the one that told me it was not the Motorsickle, but the Man I had to beat?  When it comes to WFO, I ain't got no conscience.  There endth the lesson.  Call me, you asshole.  I miss arguing with you.  Tell Nancy I said Hello.  Later--HUBBARD         

He ain't around too much these days, but I just love reading his chit! He don't speak in fork-ed tongue, and don't sugar-coat nuthin'! I hope you never change Carl!

Hoist!

[HogBreath]

Maybe we should start a poll?

A two part poll??

Will Hubbard and Chip actually drag race?

Who will win?

A friendly little wager?

I'd be glad to hold the deeds to ya'lls motorsickles until a winner has been determined.

[SBB]

Maybe we should start a poll?

A two part poll??

Will Hubbard and Chip actually drag race?

Who will win?

A friendly little wager?

I'd be glad to hold the deeds to ya'lls motorsickles until a winner has been determined.

Were you been Ken?
Step up to the plate!
You have that V rod now.
Me, Hubbard and Otis have aired them out many times in the past.
Your stuff stays together, come ride with us!

 



and that beer store at the end of the rainbow was great! 

[HogBreath]

Were you been Ken?
Step up to the plate!
You have that V rod now.
Me, Hubbard and Otis have aired them out many times in the past.
Your stuff stays together, come ride with us!

 



and that beer store at the end of the rainbow was great! 

HEY..I never even pretended to be fast. I'm always the guy moseying up from the rear..These big motorsickles scare me.

[SBB]

That guy is something else!
Had that long awaited conversation with Hub this morning!
We established four things,

1)   He's still an a$$ and a crazy S*B!
2)   Im still a a a a nice guy! ---------------------------------------------------->
3)   We both still have dependable machines that love to and can go fast.
4)   We are both concerned about Otis.

With the economy slowing down I'm having to work harder, but he takes the cake. More stuff on his platter than most men could handle! But then again he is "Carl Lee Hubbard"!
 Need I say more!

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[HogBreath]

Chip, if Hubbard called you a nice guy, I'd say HE's the nice guy, as we all know you're an A$$hole.

LOL I had to post it.

Sincerely

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[SBB]

H
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Now that's funny!

 

[miker]

 

Bwaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa

 


Miker
(I know I am an asshole)

[16HD117]

Hey Chip, why don't you and Hub settle this "Who's faster" thing with a grudge race somewhere on neutral ground....   Say, somewhere near Maggies Valley in 08.  There's got to be a drag strip near Ashville or Knoxville.  Not that I'm against you two settling this on the street, but if you do that, who's going to know who really won except you two?  And to be honest, I don't think there's a lot of people on this site who would believe either of you!
 

Since Hoist is the resident drag race guru he could be in charge of "rules"!

Not tryin' to stir up trouble, but, I think both of you are scared!

 

[SBB]

Hey Chip, why don't you and Hub settle this "Who's faster" thing with a grudge race somewhere on neutral ground....   Say, somewhere near Maggies Valley in 08.  There's got to be a drag strip near Ashville or Knoxville.  Not that I'm against you two settling this on the street, but if you do that, who's going to know who really won except you two?  And to be honest, I don't think there's a lot of people on this site who would believe either of you!
 

Here's a suggestion Tommy.
Why don't you join us and hold that Ultra wide open.
When you get to top speed and there's nothing else left, wave your hand, then me and Hub will "TRY" to come around you. To quote you "To be honest", if you are willing to do that then don't worry about what we say. You will be there and can tell the tale.   

Since Hoist is the resident drag race guru he could be in charge of "rules"!

Being the "resident drag race guru" doesn't carry a lot of weight if you don't have anything to drag race. (sorry Hoist) I do know Hoist isn't scared to hold it wide open so some day when Cybil is done he may want to set the rules and lead by example. But until that day comes, maybe you, me and Hub can play!

Not tryin' to stir up trouble, but, I think both of you are scared!

I can't speak for Hubbard but one thing I'm sure of is, being scared to twist on Maude is not in his persona. I have never had an issue twisting mine so the only real question after you join us, is "will you"?

 

So what do you say there Tommy my friend?
You asked and I answered!

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And Tommy if you want to be in the chit stirring business then call Harry.
He's the master. A bunch of us went to one of his seminars a few year ago.
He also has refresher courses. I have signed up for the spring class!
Cash only!

[lilbear]

Hey Chip, why don't you and Hub settle this "Who's faster" thing with a grudge race somewhere on neutral ground....   Say, somewhere near Maggies Valley in 08.  There's got to be a drag strip near Ashville or Knoxville.  Not that I'm against you two settling this on the street, but if you do that, who's going to know who really won except you two?  And to be honest, I don't think there's a lot of people on this site who would believe either of you!
 

Since Hoist is the resident drag race guru he could be in charge of "rules"!

Not tryin' to stir up trouble, but, I think both of you are scared!

 

Tommy,

Not a bad idea, except I think both of these gentlemen's bikes (Maude and the SERG aka Ol Blue) are bikes that come on strong at speed to MORE speed and a drag race wouldn't really show us much with these two bikes (although, it would be fun to watch).  If they were to drag race, Chip on that Frontier would be pretty hard to beat on an 1/8 mile or even 1/4 mile track.  That thing is really quick out of the hole and a beast at that.  Maude and Ol Blue going down the highway at 100 and then rolling on to who knows where?  That would be interesting.  Maudie is a proven commodity on those terms (so I've heard), but who knows where S/B will go with that new SERG given time to dial it in.  Right now, that new SERG is truly stock and I'd sure hate to see too much done to her as she is super clean and a beauty in her own right.  One thing is for sure, both of these guys love speed and eat HP for breakfast, lunch and dinner.  What's not to like about these guys!  Either way, it is going to be fun to watch!  Don't know how much popcorn we're gonna have to eat before we see it, but it'll be worth the wait!

BTW, we're all concerned about OTIS!  

[16HD117]

So what do you say there Tommy my friend?
You asked and I answered!

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And Tommy if you want to be in the chit stirring business then call Harry.
He's the master. A bunch of us went to one of his seminars a few year ago.
He also has refresher courses. I have signed up for the spring class!
Cash only!

Oh no!  Not me!  I don't like to ride that fast! 

I'll admit it!  I'm scared!