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[Hugh Janis]

Before Marriage - - -


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

[Talon]

Question:
 
   What food cuts a womens sex drive by 75%?

Answer:
   
   Wedding Cake!!!!

[Hugh Janis]

Are you saying that was the last time you heard, "I do"?

[arcticdude]

til death do you part may come sooner than you think!

[Jock]

WOW !!!

[Break-In]

OK!!!!!!!!!

[MUFFMAN]

Question: Why do men die before their wives?

Answer: Because they want to!!!

[jfscheck]

OK - Muffman has an even better one...
 

[Talon]

Yesterday my wife asked if she passed away would I get remarried? I told her that I would never get remarried! I learned my lesson the first time!!!

[Hugh Janis]

Yesterday my wife asked if she passed away would I get remarried? I told her that I would never get remarried! I learned my lesson the first time!!!

My wife asked the same thing.  I told her, "probably".  She asked if she would sleep in our bed.  I said, "likely".  She asked if the new wife would use her golf clubs.  I said, "No, she's left handed".  OOPS!