A teacher asks her class, "if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and farmer Joe shoots one of them, how many will be left? Johnny replies,"None, they will all fly away after the 1st shot". The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking".
Then Little Johnny says. "I have a question 4 you" There are 3 women sitting on a park bench having ice cream.
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scooper. The second is gobbling down the top & sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream". Which one is married?
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied. "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which little Johnny replied," The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking".
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