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Retired People
« on: January 22, 2008, 08:50:54 PM »

What Retired People Can
Do With Their Days...


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired per son a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." < BR>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on th e windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.

I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health
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Re: Retired People
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 10:50:33 PM »

THAT'S who it was!  Cost Spiderman over $1,000 in fines!
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Re: Retired People
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 05:01:44 PM »

Well that will teach him to have a Hillary 08 sticker
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Re: Retired People
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 05:03:13 PM »

 ;D :2vrolijk_21:
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