Topic: Fingers (Read 564 times)

erniezap · « **on:** January 23, 2008, 04:00:00 PM »

Joe was working at the fish plant up north in Seattle when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room. The doctor looked at Joe and said, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Joe said, "I haven't got the fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers?" he said. "Lord, it's 2008 and I've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring the fingers?"

Joe says........"How the f#$k was I suppose to pick them up?

Break-In · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2008, 04:59:22 PM »

not bad

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erniezap

Fingers

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