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[Screamin]

I tried that too, it didn't work. It so was fun, but it didn't help. Of course I smiled a lot.

Sucks don't it?

Dooh. That's not quite right.

[RedDevil]

Just make sure you put that "special" material under the seat of your bike and your prostate will be safe from all harmful ELF emissions that your electrical system creates.  Make sure you line your helmet with aluminum foil to deflect any harmful alien mind rays too.  

    

[Special_Ed]

Just make sure you put that "special" material under the seat of your bike and your prostate will be safe from all harmful ELF emissions that your electrical system creates.  Make sure you line your helmet with aluminum foil to deflect any harmful alien mind rays too. 

   

But Red I was going with your foil in the cup idea, are you saying we don't need that now?? I was almost use to the crinkle sound when I sit down.

[Special_Ed]

Sucks don't it?

Dooh. That's not quite right.

 

[iski]

Just make sure you put that "special" material under the seat of your bike and your prostate will be safe from all harmful ELF emissions that your electrical system creates.  Make sure you line your helmet with aluminum foil to deflect any harmful alien mind rays too. 

   

Best use Genuine Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil, to prevent space alien mind melding rays:




also:








Disclaimer: I receive a small stipend from the fine folks who make Reynolds Wrap when I recommend the use of their most excellent product which eliminates Global Warming mind melding rays from space aliens.

[Hoist!]

ELF emissions?

Hoist!

[RedDevil]

ELF emissions?

Hoist!

Never thought of it that way Howie.   

   

[RedDevil]

But Red I was going with your foil in the cup idea, are you saying we don't need that now?? I was almost use to the crinkle sound when I sit down.

Damn Ed, ya only need that when your laptop is on your lap.  I'm starting to get a little worried about you and your tin foil.   

   

[sefatboyscott]

If it is caused by emmisions someone please explain to me why it is also getting hotter on Mars? Aliens are into air conditioning and hairpsray driving big v-8s with no converters on Mars? Jeeze how did the media hide this one from us?

[iski]

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[LRebel]

If it is caused by emmisions someone please explain to me why it is also getting hotter on Mars? Aliens are into air conditioning and hairpsray driving big v-8s with no converters on Mars? Jeeze how did the media hide this one from us?

Now, Is'nt that an Inconvenient Truth?

[Talon]

I don't live on Mars, so I don't care!

[iski]

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[RedDevil]

Global Warming?  Bah, humbug...it was 33 f'ing degrees in Las Vegas this morning and didn't get above 60 the whole time I was here!!!!!

   

[Gecko]

When somebody can convincingly explain why there used to be a thousand feet of ice where my house is, and free of human activity it disappeared along with what covered a third of the earth, then maybe I'll listen.  Until then, here's to internal combustion, air conditioning, and T-bone steaks on the grill.