Ahem,
As much as I consider Don "Twolanerider" Carey a friend, fellow biker and general all round good guy, I feel an obligation to the other 5,000 or so site members to make the following report.
A while back, I was fortunate enough to have a visit from Don. He had an open invitation to stay at Chateau Big B anytime he wanted but always declined. At the time I took it at face value when he visited, but in hindsight I now see the true intent behind his visit. Once he arrived, he gave me a rather perfunctory handshake and then said " where's the garage, I want to see LD " Being the proud owner of probably the most overdone, expensive "stock " 07 Road Glide around, I obliged with glee. Once said motorcycle was in his sights, he went over it like a 60's CIA man coming upon a downed MIG. I think he catalogued every addition I had made to the bike and that's saying a lot cause we're in the $37,000 range for a $20,000 bike. I've shared most of my internal motor / tranny secrets with Don so he already knew what was under those Screamin Eagle logos on the cylinder heads.
It is obvious now that this "friendly visit" was an advance scouting expedition and that information was being gathered, catalogued and processed for future use- - - which turned out to be all of 45 days hence.
Members beware, when Mr Twolanerider comes knocking there's more afoot than a friendly smile and a warm handshake (ok so his handshake is a bit clammy - - probably because he was afraid I'd figure out the ruse) If you've got the best (name your model) around, it's a for sure he'll be at your doorstep before long. -- - - thinking back on it, I wondered why I saw him in the parking lot of MV 06 going over Grover's SEEG like a dental hygienist looking for a cavity. Now it's clear to me. All is clear. In fact, in spite of the vicodin haze I've been in for two days since my back spasmed me into near paralysis, the entire world is clear to me. hahahahahahahahahah "they're coming to take me away ha ha ho ho "
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