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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2008, 05:32:24 AM »
Quote from: BlueFelix on March 13, 2008, 09:16:49 AM
Now this is BIZARRE and CRAZY!!!  :-\

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

I heard about this yesterday over here,apparently the police are considering whether charges should be brought against the boyfriend
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2008, 11:54:08 AM »
Quote from: Smiler on March 14, 2008, 05:32:24 AM
I heard about this yesterday over here,apparently the police are considering whether charges should be brought against the boyfriend

If not charges, he at least needs a vasectomy so he can't breed kids as stupid as he obviously is...
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2008, 12:03:19 PM »
Quote from: TCnBham on March 14, 2008, 11:54:08 AM
If not charges, he at least needs a vasectomy so he can't breed kids as stupid as he obviously is...
Don't think the two of them have been doing much the last two years anyway. :nixweiss: At least anything that could/would produce a child. ;)

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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2008, 12:44:17 PM »
Quote from: Fired00d on March 14, 2008, 12:03:19 PM
Don't think the two of them have been doing much the last two years anyway. :nixweiss: At least anything that could/would produce a child. ;)

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He was probably just sliding pancakes and pizza under the door....

The whole thing is just insane, and pitiful at the same time.  I watched some show on TV a few months ago that showed a woman who was so fat, and had not moved in so long, she had grown to the couch.  She ended up dieing in the hospital when they removed the couch cushions from her a$$, legs, and back.  She weighed about 800 lbs...had a husband who just kept on feeding her and letting her sit in her own waste.  Bet that one was pleasant for the EMT guys who had to get her out of the house.  Some people just don't need to be in the gene pool...
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2008, 03:40:24 PM »
Quote from: TCnBham on March 14, 2008, 12:44:17 PM
He was probably just sliding pancakes and pizza under the door....

The whole thing is just insane, and pitiful at the same time.  I watched some show on TV a few months ago that showed a woman who was so fat, and had not moved in so long, she had grown to the couch.  She ended up dieing in the hospital when they removed the couch cushions from her a$$, legs, and back.  She weighed about 800 lbs...had a husband who just kept on feeding her and letting her sit in her own waste.  Bet that one was pleasant for the EMT guys who had to get her out of the house.  Some people just don't need to be in the gene pool...
I've been on calls before that we've had to dismantle the house to get somebody out because they haven't been out of the house in years. Very unpleasant experience for all parties involved.

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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2008, 08:38:11 AM »
Quote from: TCnBham on March 14, 2008, 11:54:08 AM
If not charges, he at least needs a vasectomy so he can't breed kids as stupid as he obviously is...
SHE SOUNDS QUITE A BIG LASS ...MAYBE HE HAS TO ROLL HER IN FLOUR TO FIND THE WET BITS, UNLESS THAT'S THEIR IDEA OF BIRTH CONTROL
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2008, 12:57:28 PM »
This thread isn't going away anytime soon is it ????

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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2008, 03:16:53 PM »
Maybe she was REALLY constipated?  :nixweiss:  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2008, 03:46:23 PM »
Quote from: CVOJOE on March 15, 2008, 03:16:53 PM
Maybe she was REALLY constipated?  :nixweiss:  :huepfenjump3:


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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2008, 08:58:14 PM »
Did anyone think she was just waiting for the water tank to refill so she could flush one last time  :2vrolijk_20:
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2008, 11:53:18 AM »
The problem could have been solved in 2 minutes if she would just have taken the Enthusiast in as reading material.
She'd be done reading in 1 minute, and bored enough to flush and move on a minute later.
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2008, 04:33:35 PM »
I don't think they should bring the guy up on charges, hell if my ex stayed in the chitter for two years I probably still be married!   ;D
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2008, 04:38:27 PM »
Quote from: bunt on March 17, 2008, 04:33:35 PM
I don't think they should bring the guy up on charges, hell if my ex stayed in the chitter for two years I probably still be married!   ;D
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2008, 03:34:04 PM »
From what I understand from a bit more reading...   For the majority of that time period, she was up and around, but wouldn't leave the yard, then the house, then the living room and bathroom, and finally retreated to just the bathroom...   progressive agorophobia.  He tried to get her help numerous times, but couldn't get any phsychiatric assistance on a housecall basis, then she finally tanked and couldn't leave the toilet even.  (final retreat status)  The next stage of this psychological catastrophe is usually where the patient refuses all sustenance because they can't tolerate any contact and they stop moving (total catatonia), followed by death.  god I hate having a psychology background.  this was a much more entertaining thread before I found out what really happened...  sorry guys...
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Re: Lady pried from toilet seat after sitting on it for two years
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2008, 11:45:56 AM »
For the rest of the real story, He's being Charged http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339671,00.html
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