So the 4th grade teacher is teaching math and is making a real life example to illustrate subtraction. Knowing that Brooklyn Tony has a way to make his answers less than appropriate she is wary of having him answer before she asks.
Teacher: If there are 5 crows sitting on a wire and you shoot one, how many are left?
Brooklyn Tony begins jumping up and down waving his hand and saying me..me.. I know...I know.
The teacher really doesn's see any way Tony can twist the answer and so she calls on him.
Tony says none!!!
The teacher looks at Tony and says, I am not sure how that could be Tony.
Tony says, well if I shot one the rest of the crows would fly away and there would be none.
Teacher says: Tony I see your point but if there were 5 crows and you shot 1 there would be 4 left-the correct answer is 4, but I like how you think.
Tony then says may I ask you a question teacher?
Teacher says sure.
Tony asks: If there areis, a nun, a young professionally dressed woman and an attractive gal in a short skirt sitting on a bench waiting for the bus eating ice cream which one is married?
Is it the one slowly licking the ice cream cone in long slow spirals?
Or is it the one that is putting the entire length of the tall swirled soft serve into her throat?
Or could it be the one that is taking bites out of the swirl.
The teacher immediately blushes then gathers herself and says-well I guess it would be the one putting the entire tall swirl into her throat!
Tony looks at her and says-no the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring-but I like how you think!
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