Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Don't Mess With Old Ladies  (Read 556 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

MJZ

  • 2.5K CVO Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3617

    • CVO1: 05 SEEG is on permanent vacation in CA.
    • CVO2: 09 BMW K1300S
    • CVO3: 2010 BMW S1000RR
Don't Mess With Old Ladies
« on: April 10, 2008, 07:19:26 PM »

Don't tease old ladies
 
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on
the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that
I just lay down and told him
"Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
Logged

Texas Lurker

  • Senior CVO Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 478
Re: Don't Mess With Old Ladies
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 08:10:56 PM »

Good one..............Linny
Logged
 

Page created in 0.208 seconds with 20 queries.