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Sean M Cary

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Nobody crosses this hill
« on: May 13, 2008, 04:26:39 PM »

A patrol of soldiers was coming up on a hill and a lone Marine was standing on top with his arms crossed.  When they got near the hill, the Marine yelled out “Nobody crosses this hill!”
Irate that a Marine would have the audacity to block their way the Platoon Commander grabs his biggest toughest solider and informs him not to come back until he had dispatched the Marine. 
The solider double times up the hill.  When he is about half way up the Marine falls back beyond sight and the solider follows over the hill.  The sounds of a fight is heard, yelling screaming, some crying and soon after the Marine pops out on the hill and states again, “Nobody crosses this hill!”.
So the Platoon Commander grabs his best fire team and tells them the same thing he told the last soldier…  Full of fire and fury the fire team double times up the hill, Marine does the same thing – same sounds, same outcome.
   So the Platoon Commander takes his best squad, same instructions.  The squad double times up the hill…  Even louder sounds of fighting, someone calling “Mama”…  Same outcome.  The Marine stands on top of the hill, arms crossed on his chest, not a scratch, not even breathing hard and repeats again – “Nobody crosses this hill!”
   So the Platoon Commander sends the rest of his soldiers up the hill – and there is a HUGE collision of bodies, screams, crying, weeping, and gear flying up in the air – utter chaos that lasts for a few minutes until there is silence.
   Out of the dust a lone solider makes his way, limping and dragging his beaten body down the hill… 
He grabs out to the Platoon Commander and says “Sir, it was a trick…there were two of them…”
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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 05:16:28 PM »

OOH RAH!!!!! Semper Fi!!!!

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 05:44:31 PM »

Uggg! Marines....
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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 07:04:05 PM »

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 07:09:11 PM »

You ain't seen nothin til you been in a bar full of em back in the ol "PI" on shore leave when the squiddies come walkin in!!   :D

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 07:11:27 PM »

Haters!!!!!!


Full of chit haters at that. ;) :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 07:16:57 PM »

Haters!!!!!!


Full of chit haters at that. ;) :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:

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Haters??? It's not our fault that the jarheads work for the Dept. of the Navy  :oops:   :nixweiss:   :drink:
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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 07:20:00 PM »

Haters??? It's not our fault that the jarheads work for the are the best part of the Dept. of the Navy  :oops:   :nixweiss:   :drink:
See above. :2vrolijk_21: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: It's all good though I appreciate you sailors. You take us around so we can protect your freedom. ;)

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 07:22:20 PM »

See above. :2vrolijk_21: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: It's all good though I appreciate you sailors. You take us around so we can protect your freedom. ;)

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 07:27:41 PM »

I think the above is why I've enjoyed being in the Fire Service. It's the same camaraderie as what I had in the military only instead of branches against branches it's Engine Company guys/gals against Ladder/Truck Company guys/gals. We joke and rib each other, but when the chit hits the fan we got each others back. :2vrolijk_21:

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 07:30:06 PM »

I think the above is why I've enjoyed being in the Fire Service. It's the same camaraderie as what I had in the military only instead of branches against branches it's Engine Company guys/gals against Ladder/Truck Company guys/gals. We joke and rib each other, but when the chit hits the fan we got each others back. :2vrolijk_21:

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 09:16:22 PM »

Haters??? It's not our fault that the jarheads work for the Dept. of the Navy  :oops:   :nixweiss:   :drink:

yeah, the men's department... :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 01:21:28 AM »

yeah, the men's department... :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 06:43:57 AM »

Send it in a pm!  :2vrolijk_21:

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Send it to me too. When GH starts laughing really loud and I hear it all the way down here in Virginia I want to be able to laugh with him. ;D

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Re: Nobody crosses this hill
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 08:19:02 AM »

Send it to me too. When GH starts laughing really loud and I hear it all the way down here in Virginia I want to be able to laugh with him. ;D

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Will do - have to type it up...

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