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[RJ749]

Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Colorado ~~~

Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas 

~~~ Our dipsticks are located in Washington, DC

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.

[FNGw/08SERK]

Good one Roger, Thanks