How many pieces of pole can I splice together?
Discretionary income is dropping (at least CNN and Hillary keep telling me that).
People's financial outlooks are bad (Washington Post and The Nation, oh and Hillary too).
We're going to be eating our children to survive the last few months of the Bush Administration (Hussein Obama, Hillary, Al Gore, Al Franken).
If someone is going to buy a motorcycle for the great gas mileage, they probably aren't going to get one that costs the same as five or six thousand gallons when they can get one that does twice the mileage at a third the price.
Bikes that used to be sold before they were built are now sitting on the showroom floor.
The company that ignores and screws its customers so they won't be coming back to you is also going to be telling you how to run your business.
Company stock, what is most dear to the Company, is worth half what it was a year ago.
Your inventory will include the same high-margin engineering disasters that the current CVO line-up has. People are catching on that it is wise to not buy them. There isn't a lot of profit in the company paying you base rate to replace gaskets...and cylinders...and crankshafts...and engines...
You will have to learn the various mantra of, "they all do that", "that's normal for these", "the factory rep says they won't cover it", "well, you could go over in the corner and f*** yourself", etc.
I wouldn't touch it with said pieced together pole.