Traffic stop
A Kansas State Trooper pulled a car over on US135 about 2 miles north
of the Kansas/Oklahoma State line.
When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said
he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Winfield to do a
show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if
the driver would do a little juggling for him he wouldn't give him a
ticket.
He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have
anything to juggle.
The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could
juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 flares,
lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a
drunken good old boy from Oklahoma got out, watched the performance,
then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the
door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no
way I can pass that test.'