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Dishes
« on: July 14, 2008, 11:51:48 AM »

 


 
Subject: JOKE --- NAUGHTY BUT CUTE
     

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day;

He comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.

It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and
Asks the seller

How he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike
Is outside and it's Going to rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
Parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have
To tell you something about my family before we go in.'

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who Says
Anything during dinner, has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
Stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs,
In the corridor, everywhere he looks, there's dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
Word. As dinner
Progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches
Over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands
Up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws
Her right there, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and
Her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the
Mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which
Way, right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious
And her dad is boiling, but still, there's total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls out the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

The father shouts, 'All right, I'll do the f*cking dishes!'
 
 




 




 
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Re: Dishes
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2008, 12:30:49 PM »

Speaking of dishes: Why are woman's feet  smaller than the man's? So they can get closer to the sink. THE MUFFMAN
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Re: Dishes
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2008, 12:54:16 PM »

Speaking of dishes: Why are woman's feet  smaller than the man's? So they can get closer to the sink. THE MUFFMAN

Why doesn't a woman need to wear a wrist watch???




Because there is a clock on the stove!

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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2008, 01:29:35 PM »

Why doesn't a woman need to wear a wrist watch???




Because there is a clock on the stove!

Sean

Why is a womans wedding dress white?  To match the appliances. THE MUFFMAN
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