Like I said, you spend even a little time trolling an ER and riding the wagons and the stuff you'll discover is.... um.... unusual. Like you never supported a meat wagon's run that wasn't weird.
To many times.
Not in the same family as this, but I had a weird experience once. Shortly after being certified as an EMT we had a call for a woman down. Upon arrival we found a female semiconscious and inebriated. While doing my Pt. assessment (checking ABC's) she comes to and notices a male above her w/his hands on her (checking radial pulse). Well, not really sure who she thought I was, but she grabbed my hand and tried to position it below her navel at the same time humping upwards. I was so shocked at this movement I jumped back and walked away
, and another crew member finished patient care. Needless to say no sooner then we got back to the station this story spread like a wild fire.
Had this been a female a little younger and with a little less wear on her (remember she was inebriated and it appeared she stayed in that constant state) I might not have reacted like I did..... Ok, I know I wouldn't have reacted like that if she'd been good looking.
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
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