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[miker]

Yesterday was the 30th anniverseray of the classic film...Nobody noticed, I am ashamed.


Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.

[Ghost Rider]

Boon: I gotta work on my game.
Otter: No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

[iski]

Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!
Otter: What a tool.
Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that?
Otter: Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like chit through a goose

[Ghost Rider]

Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

[iski]

Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

 

[Ghost Rider]

Jennings: Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.
Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings: Four and a half years.
Pinto: It must be very good.
Jennings: It's a piece of chit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?

[iski]

Dean Vernon Wormer:  Who dumped a whole truck-load of fizzies into the swim-meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

[Ghost Rider]

Boon: Where are you going? We just got here.
Katy: No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Boon: Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy: Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Boon: No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.

[Ghost Rider]

Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference?
[Addressing the room]
Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
[winks at Dean Wormer]
Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

[iski]

Blutarsky:[After the Deltas are expelled] Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f**king Peace Corps.

[Ghost Rider]

Okay, last one for me:

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

[iski]

Dean Vernon Wormer: This year we're going to take the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus. The time has come for somebody to put his foot down, and that foot ... is me.

[BIGDOG]

I can not believe you can remember all those lines. You need to ride more or something.

[iski]

C & P is way better than my memory.

    Otter: [in the supermarket vegetable section] Mine's bigger than that.
    Marion Wormer: [looks questioningly at him]
    Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
    Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
    Otter: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
    Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
    Otter: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
    Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. You still want to show me your cucumber?

[Talon]

Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!