Who says 70 is old 
Old is all relative.
When I was much younger, 16 was old, then 18, then 21 and 30 was, well .... just too old
As I got older, those numbers kept bumping up.
Now, my husband's 96 year old Grandma is old to me, everyone else is not.
Now, it seems like my Doctor, my Pharmasist, my Chiropractor are all about 12. And yes, for some reason, not because I am old, I see a lot of medical people.
Where I work, we keep hiring these million dollar consultants to come tell us how to do our job better, and they send over a bunch of out of college 12 year olds, who don't even live on their own yet, who have never worried about paying a mortgage, keeping a car running, getting thier kids into the right schools .... and these 12 year olds try to consult us on our new systems that their company can sell us for more millions. Then they won't show us how they work so we can then manage them, no they sell their services to us for even more millions.
Yes, it is hell getting older. Not old, just older.

OK, to return to your regular channel and station. Sorry, but thanks for allowing me a moment to vent.

Yeah Cheech and Chong.