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[JesterDecor]

That story is from his pre "awesome BSR/cup holder/harley bikini babe" hahaha

I'd woulda had him shoot the lights out fer chit's sake!

BTW...mail boxes are overrated and generally deliver someone named "bill". I wanna SO bad meet that guy named "check"!! I did however get something named "tim, eerrr stim... stimulus!!" that would have been really cool but the tax dollars on fuel tax due to outrageous increases (and ken's need to ride the harley "round da block" to test the Jim's 120) ate that guy up and ain't spit him back out yet?

Oh sheesh, I'm in the wrong thread ....someone ask that zumo biatch Jill directions to the hijack thread! 

[miker]

Woo! woo! you said stimulus...Woo! woo!

[iski]

The stimulus check will be in the amount of......


a brazillion dollars!


Maybe the MoCo will send me a book about Jim's engines for Christmas?

[miker]

Jims engine(s) is fine as far as I know it is in his bike. I will remember to ask him when is down here the 24th before I get doo trunk..

[JesterDecor]

The stimulus check will be in the amount of......


a brazillion dollars!


Maybe the MoCo will send me a book about Jim's engines for Christmas?

They don't use dollars in Brazil....silly!!

Hey, they SHOULD send it for Thanksgiving!! That way you can be thankful not to have a leaky 110??? OH and I hear the 131 is what all the new COOL kids have 

[iski]

Glad to hear it.  HD should clone Jim's engine & pay him a royalty maybe?




shhhhhhhhh..... the stock market is rumored to be on an uptick. Or some sort of flea or even a tiny louse - did not hear the complete report.

[iski]

They don't use dollars in Brazil....silly!!

Hey, they SHOULD send it for Thanksgiving!! That way you can be thankful not to have a leaky 110??? OH and I hear the 131 is what all the new COOL kids have 

I already have a leaky 110, so not much more to be thankful for.  In Brazil they use REAL dollars, not the US kind since ours are all being loaned to Warren Buffet so he can start that chain of restaurants I named for him - Warren Buffet's.  He could make enough money to get rich even. 



I am from so far in the sticks when I was a kid I never even saw a drawing of a picture of a cool kid.  I heard about them - as I remember they all had pogo sticks. We had bois d'arc tree sticks & wrote "pogo" on them but it did not make us cool.......   

[hogasm]

Here is my mailbox story

3 years ago our neighbor across the street was doing a job for a lady [building horse saddle racks]. She backed out of his driveway and right over our mailbox. She exited her truck and proceeded to cuss me out for putting my mailbox where it was. 

The next year my neighbor was having a party at his house and low and behold the sister of the earlier mailbox cremation backed out of the driveway and ran over our less than 1 year old mailbox. She also cursed me out for 1-damaging her truck and 2-for damaging her sisters truck.....with my mailbox

Neither sister replaced our mailbox. The second sister did bring me a twisted 4x4 post to replace the broken one, but it was soo tristed and warped that nothing could be made from it.

I guess on the bright side....with the way our legal system is.....that they did not sue me for my mailbox damaging their trucks

 

[JesterDecor]

Here is my mailbox story

3 years ago our neighbor across the street was doing a job for a lady [building horse saddle racks]. She backed out of his driveway and right over our mailbox. She exited her truck and proceeded to cuss me out for putting my mailbox where it was. 

The next year my neighbor was having a party at his house and low and behold the sister of the earlier mailbox cremation backed out of the driveway and ran over our less than 1 year old mailbox. She also cursed me out for 1-damaging her truck and 2-for damaging her sisters truck.....with my mailbox

Neither sister replaced our mailbox. The second sister did bring me a twisted 4x4 post to replace the broken one, but it was soo tristed and warped that nothing could be made from it.

I guess on the bright side....with the way our legal system is.....that they did not sue me for my mailbox damaging their trucks

 

well, iffin' they do brian...you jest go ahead and sue em fer trespassin'!! Not to mention it's a federal offense if you had mail in there and they touched it!! Moral of the story: don't pick up your mail (especially if it's that guy named "bill" that keeps leaving it!) 

[HogBreath]

Sorry JD.

This is a post- "awesome BSR/cup holder/harley bikini babe"  mailbox story.

We have a really old ratty mailbox. The post is rotten and twisted. The box is cracked and setting all whoppy jawed. Whenever you slide your hand in there to recover the mail, there's screws sticking through that will pierce you without warning. It really looks like it's ready to fall off.

In the garage I have a brand new fancy mailbox. It has my name and address on it. It's been there for like 3 years now. The only One of the reasons I haven't put it up yet is I know when I do, someone will run over it and demolish it. Why would anyone want to run over a ratty mailbox?

Another reason I haven't put it up yet, is I've been busy riding a lot.

Another reason I haven't put it up yet, is whenever I'm not working sleeping or riding, I want to spend with my awesome BSR/cup holder/harley bikini babe wife.

Another reason I haven't put it up yet is the price of lumber. I'd have to buy a 4 x 4 post. I'm watching the market closely to catch it at rock bottom.  

But the main reason is I'm too damn lazy.

[JesterDecor]

Sorry JD.

This is a post- "awesome BSR/cup holder/harley bikini babe"  mailbox story.

We have a really old ratty mailbox. The post is rotten and twisted. The box is cracked and setting all whoppy jawed. Whenever you slide your hand in there to recover the mail, there's screws sticking through that will pierce you without warning. It really looks like it's ready to fall off.

In the garage I have a brand new fancy mailbox. It has my name and address on it. It's been there for like 3 years now. The only One of the reasons I haven't put it up yet is I know when I do, someone will run over it and demolish it. Why would anyone want to run over a ratty mailbox?

Another reason I haven't put it up yet, is I've been busy riding a lot.

Another reason I haven't put it up yet, is whenever I'm not working sleeping or riding, I want to spend with my awesome BSR/cup holder/harley bikini babe wife.

Another reason I haven't put it up yet is the price of lumber. I'd have to buy a 4 x 4 post. I'm watching the market closely to catch it at rock bottom.  

But the main reason is I'm too damn lazy.

SOOOO what yer sayin' IS, ya don't wanna blow the $750 budget fer a 4 x 4 post??? (cuz as much attention as the girlfriend gits I KNOW it ain't cuz yer lazy ) 

[chanman]

maybe if Obama takes it away from you he will give it to me?
If he does I ll share it back with you.
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