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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.



Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.


When
the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.


The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.


The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.


The little boy w as delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:



Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

[Admiral]

Sounds about right.