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The Queen of England and Dolly Parton
« on: February 04, 2009, 04:58:14 PM »
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should get into Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, says that she will be considered and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The angel chuckles and says, 'Okay, Your Majesty, you may go'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a toilet and gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the angel, but, even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.

 ;D :D
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Re: The Queen of England and Dolly Parton
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 06:04:11 PM »
Lol that was a good one :drink:
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Re: The Queen of England and Dolly Parton
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 09:56:54 AM »
 :zroflmao: :ROFLOL:
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Re: The Queen of England and Dolly Parton
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 10:05:03 AM »
So...

QE's :puke:

beats Dolly's  :_blank::_blank:

Good one!

Do you know how you can tell Dolly Parton's kids apart from all the other kids on the block?

Her kids have stretch marks around their mouths...
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