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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2009, 09:02:10 PM »

dealer suggested putting CR595 cams in, anyone have experience with them?

They only work with Feuling race lifters (lubed with Spam).
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2009, 09:09:06 PM »

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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2009, 09:13:18 PM »

Is that a classic Vespa?  :nixweiss:  spyder
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2009, 09:45:03 PM »

Wow this brings up all kinds of questions about Don and Howie  .  :zthread:

Most surrogates are women,  :dier_21: a few are men,  :joker:. Some surrogates work at counseling centers while others have their own office. Some surrogates offer additional services besides surrogacy such as telephone counseling.

The majority of surrogates have professional certification in the fields of  psychology or counseling. This allows them to work closely with psychiatrists, psychologists, and other therapists in the best interests of the patient.

Surrogates use a combination of three techniques — talking, listening and demonstration — to help resolve a patient's problems.

Patients frequently present these specific problems:

   1. Trouble with intimacy   :o
   2. Lack of confidence        :(
   3. Communication problems :-\
   4. Dating anxiety                :-X
   5. Sexual inhibitions.               :verkleidung005: :verkleidung005: :verkleidung005: :vrolijk_19: :toilet:
   6. Erectile dysfunction           :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao:
   7. Premature ejaculation         :stop:
   8. Diseases that cause painful intercourse.    :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :

There are people who have experienced a change in lifestyle due to an acquired disability  :furious2: :furious2:(accident, paralysis, disease, trauma), and a surrogate can help them explore and develop potential. The causes of  dysfunction are numerous and the methods a surrogate might use to help improve function are varied. :worthless:

Since many problems are psychological rather than physical, communication plays a key role in the therapeutic process between a patient and the surrogate, as well as between the surrogate and the therapist.

Surrogates offer therapeutic exercises to help the patient. These may include relaxation techniques,  :bath:, intimate communication,  :beerchug:,teaching social skills, and some sexual touching.  :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2009, 09:49:16 PM »

Surrogates use a combination of three techniques — talking, listening and demonstration — to help resolve a patient's problems.

Patients frequently present these specific problems:

   1. Trouble with intimacy   :o
   2. Lack of confidence        :(
   3. Communication problems :-\
   4. Dating anxiety                :-X
   5. Sexual inhibitions.               :verkleidung005: :verkleidung005: :verkleidung005: :vrolijk_19: :toilet:
   6. Erectile dysfunction           :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao: :zroflmao:
   7. Premature ejaculation         :stop:
   8. Diseases that cause painful intercourse.    :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :


That's right.  Howie and I are here to help our friends in need.  With compassion and care.  No matter how messed up they are.
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2009, 09:51:19 PM »

That's right.  Howie and I are here to help our friends in need.  With compassion and care.  No matter how messed up they are.

I'm a little teary eyed right now Howie and Two Lane and I thank you!!
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2009, 09:55:18 PM »

I'm a little teary eyed right now Howie and Two Lane and I thank you!!

Latest post channeled from Howie.  And it's a sweet one.  He may be missing fingers and testicles but he loves us each and every one.  Even if we are big turds.  I'm feelin' the love.
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2009, 10:02:20 PM »

Latest post channeled from Howie.  And it's a sweet one.  He may be missing fingers and testicles but he loves us each and every one.  Even if we are big turds.  I'm feelin' the love.

I thought he had that testicular transplant last summer? Didn't take again? Maybe they should try a different troup of monkeys this time   :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2009, 08:12:43 AM »

yall got anymore??    twolane, what have you done with howie??



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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2009, 08:13:52 AM »

HOWIE!!! HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-WIE!!!

Where are you, Howie? You get your ass back in here right now and stop this craziness with 2LR... >:(
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #55 on: February 16, 2009, 08:38:51 AM »

Definitely.  In fact that's the best part.  Any crappy thing you need to say to anyone you just post in this thread and blame it on Howie surrogacy posting.  We've actually needed this for a long time and just didn't realize it.   Oooops, here's one coming now.  Straight from Howie:


Yes Iski, that saddle does make your ass look fat!




Howie, Hope all 12 of your fingers grow back soon!  Nothing wrong with your eyes apparently.  My ass does look fat, since I have a fat ass. 





Mike


Disclaimer:  Any post that is allegedly made by me to Howie when Twolanerider is posting but it's really Howie posting may not be construed as a real or imagined reply to Howie or Twolanerider or Durwood Kirby.  Any assumptions by the party of the first part are only speculations and as such be categorized as such and only such and not such unless such because such are not such that any innuendos by the party of the second part are inherently by their very nature moot or poot, depending on the number of beans consumed by the party of the flatulent part which may or may not be habit forming.  This offer is not valid in the four states listed in the addendum but not by name or location.  Please add $2.50 for international postage unless this is Tuesday. 
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #56 on: February 16, 2009, 08:44:46 AM »

Borgs are surrogates
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2009, 08:48:19 AM »

Popular gate in poster form
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #58 on: February 16, 2009, 10:48:51 AM »

Popular gate in poster form


Howie said that if the horses were turned around the other way with their Iskis facing the gate that this would be a "wastegate."
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Re: Howie's surrogate poster
« Reply #59 on: February 16, 2009, 11:24:53 AM »

I don't get it!   ::)
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