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> Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party
> After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who
> remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride
> and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the
> barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to
> climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He
> became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for
> his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also
> my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to
> flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the
> company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he
> gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man
> said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and
> became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is
> now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and
> expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot
> mansion.' The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
> returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations
> for?'One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for
> the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?' The fourth man
> replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
> nightclub.' The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a
> disappointment.' The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son
> and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two
> weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand
> new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
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