Then there was the one that I met when I was about 21. She told me she was 24 and a model...and she looked it. After seeing her on weekends for a few months, I found out she was a 16 year old high school dropout. I ran into her about 12 years later in a bar. I didn't recognize her. She told me who she was and pulled my away from my girlfriend and told me it was important that she talk to me. She told me we had a child together and she never told me about it. When I asked her if she was sure, she said, "Well, it was either you or this other guy Dave, and I never told him either." I asked if we are talking about a son or a daughter, and she couldn't remember. It turns out she had 6 children and put 5 up for adoption. I'm guessing mine wasn't the pick of the litter, assuming it was mine. I really know how to pick them.
How about this one. I met a gal online and went out with her for the first time on New Year's Eve. Around January 4th, she called to tell me that I got her pregnant and she needed money to go have it ended. When I asked the obvious, she told me it's an early detection test and she already has everything set up to have the pregnancy terminated. I decided to play along and test her a bit. I told her not to be so hasty and that we should make this decision mutually. Emphatic NO from her. I told her I wanted to go with her and she said her friends were already going along. I told her I have a big car and we could all go. Another emphatic NO. She told me she needs $600 as soon as I can possibly get it to her. After she realized I wasn't going to bite, she called and told me that her father gave her the money and I don't need to worry anymore and I can go someplace very very warm. About 3 months later, she sent me an instant message along the lines of Hi, how are you? What's going on? Anything exciting? Work's a drag. etc and so on...like none of this ever happened. I think she was heading towards asking me to come over, when I abruptly ended the session telling her someone was at my door or something, and I never signed back on to instant messages again. Again, I really know how to pick them.