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« on: March 08, 2009, 09:43:40 PM »

An police officer stops at a ranch and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the  rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'
The old rancher  says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The  RCMP officer  verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket and removing his  badge the officer proudly displays it to the farmer.   "See this badge? This  badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any  land.   No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do You understand?'
The old rancher nods politely and goes about his  chores.
Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the  officer running for  his life  and close behind is the rancher's bull.  With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.

The officer is clearly terrified.           
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to  the fence and yells at the top of his lungs....... 'Your  badge!  Show him your badge!'  :pepper:
 
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