Subject: lovers lane
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> A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lovers' spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
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> He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
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> He also notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
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> Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
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> The young man lowers his window . 'Uh, yes, officer?'
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> The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
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> The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'
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> Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And her,
> what is she doing?'
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> The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater.'
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> Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane....and nothing sensual is happening!
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> The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'
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> The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'
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> The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'
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> The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'
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