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"Of all the things I've lost,I miss my mind the most"

[spydglide]

I saw a guy at Sturgis having a DOT sticker tattooed to the back of his bald head.   Doc

No way.      har.  spyder

[spydglide]

' For some there's therapy, for the rest of us, there's motorcycles ' ~  har!  spyder

[Fired00d]

' For some there's therapy, for the rest of us, there's motorcycles ' ~  har!  spyder

I can just picture you saying that after a long day in the office before retirement..... as you left on your scooter.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[spydglide]

I can just picture you saying that after a long day in the office before retirement..... as you left on your scooter.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

:2vrolijk_21:har!  spyder

[Wrongway]

"Dip Me In Honey And Throw Me To The Lesbians"

"F... You, You F...ing F...!"

"To Hell With How They Do It In California"

"It's Time To Change The Air In Your Head"

[grandpadoc]

No way.      har.  spyder

Way     Doc

[willymax4]

take me drunk, i'm home

[SteveFLHTK]

My wife has one that says "My nipples get harder than most men's d**ks!"

[willymax4]

 

[MD-Dave]

Might as well add a few of my other ones:

I have too much blood in my alcohol system.
I accept Tits.
If you walk away I will be watching your a$$.

And with all of those my wife insisted on this one:

My wife says you should feel sorry for her.

[searay540]

"If you're not the lead dog, the view is always the same" 

[49445CVO]

"My child was the inmate of the month at the county jail"

"My child beat up your honor student"

"For my next trick I'll need a condom and a volunteer"

"There is always room on my chit list for idiots like you"

"Easily pissed and heavily armed"

"If I wanted a bitch I'd buy a dog"

"If I learned from my mistakes I'd be a f-ing genius"

"There is absolutly no excuse for the way I'm about to act"

MY FAVORITE:
"I'm not f-ing Goofy but I use to"

[Rooster]

Mrs R's favorite..
Sorry I'm late but F'ing off takes time

[REGGAB]

"Great Legs!  What time do they open?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."
"Bad Cop.  No donut."
"Get your own sticker, and stop reading mine."
"I'm going nucking futs."
"Never trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesn't die."
"This is AMERICA!  Speak English or get the F**k out!"
"Kiss my Rebel A**."
"To err is human, but it takes a computer to really screw up"
"Do you think you could drive any better with that cell phone shoved up your a**?"

and my all time favorite:

"GET OVER IT!"