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[Dan_Lockwood]

Piked this one up in Reno last week
"Let Go Of My Ears, I Know What I'm Doing"

Years ago when I was dating my not then wife, she had a tee shirt made for the that read "Freelance Gynecologist".

She told me about it before I came into town, so while I out on the road traveling I went to a mall and had one made as well.

Mine like above, said, "LET GO OF MY EARS, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING".

It was really funny.  I had it on a white tee shirt and black letters.  The college girl had it laid out on the counter and a couple of the other girls walked by and started to laugh very loud.  The one making the tee shirt didn't get the concept of the verbiage.  The other girls had to tell he what it meant.  After that she had the brightest red face.  She couldn't look at me without laughing.

Anyway, we made a big hit at the party we wore them to.

That was 21 years ago and we still have them.  Unfortunately I don't think they would fit the same for some reason.  My wife really fills hers out, in a good way, but I fill mine out in an all too common manner for old grey haired farts like myself.   

[Sean M Cary]

I'd get banned...again.

[SBB]

I'd get banned...again.

Go ahead!
Give it a whirl.
As long as it's within the guidelines of posting (link below) it's fine.
http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=2539.0

SBB

[Sean M Cary]

Go ahead!
Give it a whirl.
As long as it's within the guidelines of posting (link below) it's fine.
http://www.cvoharley.com/smf/index.php?topic=2539.0

SBB

Do I look like a people person?  Its the only one w/in the guidelines.

Oh, and my Uncle Sam's Misguided Children emblem...

The rest fall outside the guidelines, but thanks for the bait.

[TheVgirl]

I like sooo many!  My oldest sons vetoed several because they thought they were too rogue.   

"I'd like to help you but I can't fix stupid!" 
"It ain't easy being fat and greasy."
"PMS - Putting up with men's sh*t!"
"Telling a man his bike is pretty is like telling him his #*(% is cute!"
(And many more that I won't mention in public)


A few of my favorites on my helmet are the ones my sons bought for me when I got my first Harley after the divorce...
"Life's a bitch and then you marry a d*ck!"
"I still miss my EX, but my aim is improving."
"How do you like me now?"
"Before you ask the answer is NO!"


I love the one on Lil Bit's helmet: 
"My next husband will be normal."


  AND my all-time favorite is:
"I want to be just like Barbie.  That little b*tch has everything!"

[Birdman]

"Mean people suck
Nice people swallow"

"Shut the fu*k up"

[martys]

I really do know Jack chit

               and


Bad cop  No donut

[LarryB]

I had a customer come by for some work and i noticed his helmet having alot of stickers on it. and I asked him if he collected them, he said no, his wife bought them all for him. Then he tells me he's only been riding 6 mos. I asked if I could see his helmet, he said sure and then I see he has an 81 sticker and a 13 sticker. I then advised him he should remove them and why. he got the 81 and the whole HA connection, but the 13 was difficult for him to grasp. he and his wife had no idea what they were putting on
stickers are a statement and once on your helmet, ya gotta back em up

[red ben59]

WIFES FAVORITE: all men are idiots, I MARRIED THE KING
I HAVE A FEW FAVORITES: IF I WANT ANY S**T FROM YOU I'LL SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD
I'M NOT GOING GREY I'M TURNING CHROME
WWJD ( who wants jack daniels )
DON'T LET YOUR MOUTH WRITE A CHECK YOUR A$$ CAN'T CASH

[RedDevil]

I want this one, but have only seen it on one helmet that was sitting on the seat of a bagger at a HOG Rally, it's my favorite:

"Is there life after death?   Touch this bike and you'll find out!"

[WFP]

I want this one, but have only seen it on one helmet that was sitting on the seat of a bagger at a HOG Rally, it's my favorite:

"Is there life after death?   Touch this bike and you'll find out!"

http://www.cycleheadgear.com/motorcycle-accessories/helmet-stickers/is-there-life-after-death-helmet-sticker

[Sean M Cary]

I had a customer come by for some work and i noticed his helmet having alot of stickers on it. and I asked him if he collected them, he said no, his wife bought them all for him. Then he tells me he's only been riding 6 mos. I asked if I could see his helmet, he said sure and then I see he has an 81 sticker and a 13 sticker. I then advised him he should remove them and why. he got the 81 and the whole HA connection, but the 13 was difficult for him to grasp. he and his wife had no idea what they were putting on
stickers are a statement and once on your helmet, ya gotta back em up

got 81...whats 13?

[LarryB]

13th letter of the alphabet is M=meth

[Hoist!]

HeHe!!!

FTW!!!

Hoist!

[Hoist!]

13th letter of the alphabet is M=meth

As far as I know, I believe it preceded Meth and was originally for Marijuana!

Hoist!