Rubber Gloves:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little ol' lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't"
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little ol ladies! Their minds are always working.
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