Topic: The first time I played golf (Read 549 times)

Eqcons · « **on:** December 03, 2009, 05:00:16 AM »

The first time I played golf, on vacation in the Far East.

I took a few lessons from the pro on how to swing and so on, then took to the
first tee, with an audience of bemused locals.

I placed the ball on the tee without it falling off, selected what I thought
was the most suitable driver, addressed the ball while doing all the movements
I've seen the pros do on TV, swung, and WHACK! A fantastic drive, right down
the middle of the fairway! The audience of locals burst into spontaneous
applause, I swelled with pride, put the club away, shouldered my bag and
positively swaggered off down the fairway. The locals by this time were
chanting in unison "Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods" Making me feel
really bigheaded. That's when the tiger came out of the woods.....

cvofbme · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:08:42 AM »

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Eqcons

The first time I played golf

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