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Harley - Method of conception
« on: March 12, 2010, 06:10:02 PM »

A married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations.

The operation is performed, but a couple of months later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative.

But, there's still no result, and another couple of months later her husband takes her back to the doctor's office on  his Harley, and this time she gets the big operation. After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes normal marital activities, and this time they actually succeed in conceiving a baby.

Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular examination during pregnancy and says, "We're so happy doctor, we're finally having a baby. But what was this big operation actually all about? The first two weren't that bad, but this last one I think must have been quite a job, I was dizzy for weeks after."
"Well," the doctor replies, "since the first two standard operations failed, and we saw your husband bring you in on his Harley we started suspecting your method rather than your ability, so I made a connection from your throat to your uterus." :o
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Re: Harley - Method of conception
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 06:12:58 PM »

WOW  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Harley - Method of conception
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2010, 01:52:34 AM »

 GOOD ONE !( I ALSO LIKE YOUR BIKE, I HAVE ONE JUST LIKE IT .)
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Re: Harley - Method of conception
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2010, 11:33:08 AM »

 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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