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Biker in the News
« on: May 12, 2010, 11:04:55 PM »


A biker is visiting the zoo in  Brisbane  when he sees a little girl leaning into the bars of the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. 

The biker without hesitation runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. 

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.


A Courier Mail reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'


The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'


The biker replies, 'I'm a soldier in the Australian Army and a Liberal.' The journalist leaves.

 

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

 

"AUSTRALIAN SOLDIER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT - AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."

 

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
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Re: Biker in the News
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 02:47:38 AM »

LOL. Aint that the truth.
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Re: Biker in the News
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2010, 08:08:04 PM »

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Re: Biker in the News
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 06:03:54 PM »

never liked reporters
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 10:25:48 PM »

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Re: Biker in the News
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 09:15:29 PM »

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