this has probably been here in the past, but here goes.
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat;
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl;
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate;
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter; and
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler ...
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
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