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harleydave

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Tree Cutter
« on: August 01, 2010, 06:51:01 AM »
A blonde walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour.

The salesman recommends the top of the line model.

The blonde is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day she brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY!

The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the blonde says, "What's that noise?"
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Re: Tree Cutter
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2010, 07:52:34 PM »
uh OH !  :nixweiss:
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Re: Tree Cutter
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 10:17:16 AM »
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Re: Tree Cutter
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 10:18:23 PM »
You are one sad puppy :2vrolijk_21: :pepper:
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Re: Tree Cutter
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 11:43:31 PM »
she's good... she cut a tree down with a chain saw that wasn't even running... bet no one else can do that...
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