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[wolfman]

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment.  He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth three times, used dental floss three times, and gargled a bottle of Listerine.   As he arrived at the dentist, he sucked two strong mints.  His turn came up, and the dentist told him to take a seat.  Feeling confident and relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide.   The dentist said, "Did you have a 69 before you came here?"   Jerry said, "Does my breath smell like pussy?"   The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like chit.

[Aussie1]

Thats bloody good. Can't stop picturing it.

[deekay]

 

[billkse]

 

[hooligan]

 

[CBW]

 

[My Bagg]