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[Jock]

Click...Time to change the channel...

The Food Channel...

After an adult beverage it was time to call upon our designated driver Robin to take us to our dinner reseverations.

[Jock]

"and yes I can remember when I went to Egypt to research the ancient rituals of the Pharaohs"   Shazzam!  This guy looks intelligent!

[Jock]

While this guy looks like a clown...Hey look at the red button nose!  Honk!  Honk!

[Wrongway]

 You have to know Marty for this.....How did you get him to drink a non MGD or Coors???
 OK, it must have been hot, but as you can see, there is NO cleaning towel in HIS hands...

[Jock]

there is NO cleaning towel in HIS hands...

Oh correction my friend...perhaps he should train you how to properly utilize these tools?

[Jock]

All righty...we ate, drank and was merry...it's morning time and time to take on "The Dragon" but before we could there was Preparation and I am not talkin' "H"

[Jock]

"Let's see...it's over then under or is it under then over"...mmm...

[Jock]

Click...we now take you to the "Science Channel"

Here we have come upon an episode where Chip is showin' Don how to handle a Martian's penis...

[Jock]

Of course with Don being the professional he is in another species called the "bull" he swiftly corrects Chip in the handling of this unit!

Chip appears to look on with great interest!

[Jock]

I must admit here I am LOL so much I need a break...

 

[Jock]

"By golly I think he has it" says Don...

[Jock]

Not to give more meaning to this lesson a display of entry is shown..."and this is how it looks!"

[Lil-Bit]

   Thanks for the Saturday night funnies Jock....Keep them coming  

[Jock]

Marty is simply amazed by this event...I think his words were "WTF!"

[Jock]

About right now Chip is looking at "his hole" and saying "I can do this...If only I had the green unit" 

Oh but you do!  Part of it is to the right!