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harleydave

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Production
« on: August 14, 2010, 09:48:21 AM »

Theres a factory which makes the chuckle bunny soft toy

The toy laughs and squirms when you tickle it under the arms

A woman is hired at the chuckle bunny factory, and she reports for her first days work at 0800

The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the personnel manager's door

The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant and curse about the new employee

He complains that she is incredibly slow, and the whole production line is backing up putting the entire factory behind schedule

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor

When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are chuckle bunnys all over the factory floor, and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands the woman surrounded by mountains of chuckle bunnys

She has a roll of furry fabric and a huge bag of small marbles

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of furry fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and begins to carefully sew the little package

between chuckle bunnys legs

The personnel manager bursts into laughter, and after several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches the woman

 "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.

 "Your job is to give chuckle bunny two test tickles".

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Re: Production
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 05:48:01 PM »

Thats good :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Production
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2010, 08:56:18 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Production
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2010, 05:55:16 AM »

nice
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Re: Production
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2010, 10:51:54 PM »

Blonde??  :2vrolijk_21:
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