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Redneck Driving Etiquette-
« on: August 17, 2010, 03:26:04 PM »

 

When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest
tires always has the right of way.

Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is
impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when
driving.

Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

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Re: Redneck Driving Etiquette-
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 05:32:34 PM »

Never heard this one before
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Re: Redneck Driving Etiquette-
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 10:04:13 AM »

Funny  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Redneck Driving Etiquette-
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 12:04:58 PM »

panty hose and duct tape work just fine to tow a car, assuming you remove whoever is in the pantyhose!
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