I still say you're a contortionist
B B
Actually B B, this is what I did, and will be doing, in real life!
I've been an Executive Sales Engineer for 2 of the 3 major A/C and Chiller Manufacturers (York and Carrier) for the last 25 years. Chillers are large tonnage air conditioning pieces of equipment. I'm now going to work for an Air Conditioning contractor, that a friend of mine started a Chiller Contracting and Maintenance division at about a year ago. So I'll be my old Co's customer now! Payback's a bitch, huh! But I don't burn bridges, have a good relationship with everyone, and will be working closely with them in my new position. My friend Jimmy can't go any further building this business alone, and I'll be his right hand man now, and provide most of the sales, so we can start growing the business together. Eventually, my friend will move up to help run the whole Co, and I'll move up and run the Chiller group. Great opportunity, and I'll be working with very nice, stand up people for a change. Not these Corporate Peter Principle idiots I've been around the last 25 years!
Site torturer (or contortionist) is much more fun though!

Hoist!
