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[harleydave]

A penguin walks into a bar.
He goes to the counter and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?"
The barman asks, "What does he look like?"

A dog limps into a saloon, says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw."

A rope walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't server ropes in here. You'll have to leave."
The rope goes outside, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself roughly against the side of the building until he's all frayed and coming apart.
He goes back into the bar.
Bartender says, "Aren't you that rope I just ran out of here?" Rope says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

[CBW]

 

[deekay]

very good you sad puppy

[My Bagg]